A Week In My Purse – Day 5: Orbit Sweetmint Sugarfree Gum

19 Apr

Let me let loose here with one of the least feminist things you will ever hear me say: I think all women should smell good and feel soft. I’m not saying it’s our responsibility, per se, but I am saying that I value those two qualities over a lot of other so-called “female” characteristics, and I’m going to shut up now before I piss anyone off more than I already have.

Anyhow, that said, one of the areas I like to keep smelling nice and pleasant is my cakehole. I eat out quite a bit, and since onions can sometimes sneak into a dish and surprise you, and it’s not always convenient to brush brush brush, sometimes what I really need is a stick of gum to freshen things up, and Orbit Sweet Mint does the trick nicely. I’m pretty particular about gum flavor, consistency, and flavor duration, and Orbit nails all – 10s across the board. A nice, pepperminty flavor, a springy but not too chewy consistency, and a flavor that fades pleasantly away all make Orbit one more item in my purse that I don’t leave home without.

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